vicepresidentgay:

do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

thealpacalypse:

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

adorablehowell:

make sure before any exam you are adequately hydrated!!!!!! so u can CRY when they hand you the test!!!!!

rihardgansey:

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

sativataurus:

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

jeanprouvaires:

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

sunclean:

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me